I have a certain fondness for springtime (I like cutting back on propane usage and I cherish my wife’s pre-spring ritual of photographing our son in front of our daffodils), but I don’t go hog wild and pig crazy.

For instance, some folks are selfishly focused on their kite-flying and quaint festivals as the weather grows milder. My empathetic nature makes me worry about the welfare of all those goobers (you know the ones) who have braved every blizzard with a heavy jacket and SHORTS.

Danny Tyree welcomes email responses at tyreetyrades@aol.com and visits to his Facebook fan page “Tyree’s Tyrades.”

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